Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...