A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...