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Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
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A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
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