Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...