What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Santa’s Pet Peeves
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Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...