Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...