99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!