National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...