Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...