Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...