Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...