Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...