The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...