A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...