The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...