A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....