Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
The World’s Shortest Books
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O J Simpson24. THE ENGINEER’S GUIDE...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...