Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...