How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Banned Children’s Books
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