Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...