Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...