8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...