Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...