Did Santa Give You That Present?
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Bellybuttons
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Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....