Snowman and a vampire?
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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Why Nipples?
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Paddy long legs!
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OLD never dies
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The Nottingham Forest
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Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
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Patenting A Peach…
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