Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...