Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...