Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...