Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...