The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...