A brief declaration
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Put me into a fighting mood
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Are YOU A HARD MAN?
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Redneck At The Bar
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How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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FAVORITE FANTASY
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What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
AL GORE I am!
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Proffessional Terms
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