The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...