How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...