Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...