A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...