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The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
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A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
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What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...