A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!