Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...