Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...