The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...