Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...