What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Corporate lingo list
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The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
A Friend’s Prayer
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Police are in a chase
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
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Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Gender and computers
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