So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...