A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...