I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
The local District Judge
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What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
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Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
ride it to hospital!
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“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...