Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...