Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...