Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...