The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...