Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...