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How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
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Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
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Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
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Jesus vs Satan
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Where would you put an injured insect?
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Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
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A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...